Northwest Fishing Reports

A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a

black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it.



A passer-by remarked, "That guy must have been a very avid fisherman.”



"Oh, he still is," remarked one of the mourners. As a matter of fact, he's headed off to the

lake as soon as we bury his wife.”

Nice one!

I saw the title of the thread and was prepared to come in and say "there's nothing funny about this heat!" LOL You poppin out the zuchs and matos yet Ralph? I had an old pack of zuch seeds, planted them all thinking only half would come up, I'll be darned, I think all of them came up and now we're tripping over the piles of zuchs in the kitchen! LOL Most of the matos are green but some cherries are hitting our gullets.

there is nothing funny about this heat and drought. no salmon season on humpy year in the rivers, really funny

strider43 wrote:there is nothing funny about this heat and drought. no salmon season on humpy year in the rivers, really funny

Originally I misinterpreted the title also. In the face of such a daunting drought and the excessive heat, we need some humor, Ralph provided us with that.
Double check the regs for the rivers you're looking at, there are opportunities but you have to look into the details of the updated regs.
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I'm flooded in maters. Its been a very good season. I recently bought a Magic Bullet and been making juices and sauce to put up. Done pretty good for crab of the piers. Trailer light problems with my truck. . I love this heat.Soon we'll be complaining about the cold.

There was a picture of a Ford PU pulling a boat trailer with a coffin in it.I couldn't get it to transfer.

racfish wrote:I'm flooded in maters. Its been a very good season. I recently bought a Magic Bullet and been making juices and sauce to put up. Done pretty good for crab of the piers. Trailer light problems with my truck. . I love this heat.Soon we'll be complaining about the cold.

There was a picture of a Ford PU pulling a boat trailer with a coffin in it.I couldn't get it to transfer.

Here, let me go get it for you Ralph. Awesome on the maters! I was gone for three days, zuchs got big enough to swallow the neighbors dog when he wandered over!

A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a
black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it.

A passer-by remarked, "That guy must have been a very avid fisherman.”

"Oh, he still is," remarked one of the mourners. As a matter of fact, he's headed off to the
lake as soon as we bury his wife.”

Here's a fun one for Red Green fans!
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