Stupid Pet Tricks

[cavdad45]

Ever think you ended up with a pet that had something completely wrong with its mind? My wife has a female Shitzu and I have a pair of Springers. We have tried everything to get that dog pregnant to no avail (not by the Springers cause she would probably explode.) We have tried over the last few heats, different dogs and even artificial insemination the last two times. I tell my wife that her dog is too ugly to even get pregnant by science and its God's way of controlling expansion of such an ugly breed.

A couple monthes back, my daughter ended up with a new kitten. Cute, busy, sharp claws. A couple weeks after we brough the kitten home, I heard the kitten in my daughter's room purring like Harley. I went to check and see what was the deal and there she is laying next to the ugly dog suckling on her. Meantime the dog is laying there licking and cleaning her. At first it was kinda cute, but they do it all the time. Now I pop them both with a spritzer bottle whenever I see them at it.

The other night, my wife and I are a kicking back on the sofa watching the tube with her ugly mutt beside her. Out of curiosity, she tugged a teat. There was milk!!! That stupid mutt convinced herself that she was a Mama and produced milk. Ever hear of such a whacked out thing?

[gpc]

Thats a funny story cavdad45. I have a cat that that has been hit by a car and attached by raccoons 3 times. The cat was free but its been well over a grand to fix the stupid thing. We have not 1 but 2 long haired chiwawas. They have got to be the ugliest things in the world. 1 has a disorder that if it doesnt get medicine it has seizures. Those things aint mine though. Then I have a German Shepard that is just meaner than ****. She will wait until one of my friends gets half way out into the yard then just lay into them. She turned this guys pants to shorts. Ripped the sleeve off another one of my buddys jackets. She also ripped a pair of shoes right off someones feet just to name a few. My friends just dont learn, I tell them to go out the back door and they think I'm joking. She is also smart as hell, she can get out the gate and open the door whenever she feels the urge. But she is only 2 so the chiwawas just bully her around. They bite her right in her lip and dont let go when she gets a little too playful. I dont have a cat that feeds off my dog, but my animals are FAR from perfect LOL.

[iPodrodder]

Poor cat. The closest my cat has ever gotten to being eaten is 5 feet and a sliding glass door. Strangest noise I have ever heard. This growl/purr/snarl thing was coming from my cat, so I turn on the porch light to look outside, and at least four raccoons are sitting on the patio, looking at my scared kitty.