Chigago Style Business

[fishing collector]

:flower: These are things that are floating around my wife's email...Just passing them on. Add to the list either for or against. Really doesn't matter. Might be a year to vote no.

Heard that the body count in the last six months were 292 people were killed (murdered) in Chicago. Whereas 221 were killed in Iraq.......Maybe the US should pull out of Chicago.

Sens. Barack Obama & Dick Durbin,
Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr,
Gov Rod Blogojevich,
House Leader Mike Madigan,
Atty Gen, Lisa Madigan (daughter of Mike),
Mayor Richard M. Daley (son of former Mayor Richard J.),
This is the Leadership in Illinois...All Democrats!

:rambo: Chicago is a Combat Zone, of course they're all blaming each other. Can't blame Republicans...There aren't any!

State Pension fund $44 Billion in debt, Worst in the Country!.....10.25%, Highest in the nation. The Chicago school system is one of the worst in the Nation. This is the Political culture that Obama comes from in Illinios.

and...He says he is gonna "fix" Washington Politics!
I am sure that Obama isn't the only person that could fix this nation's business. McCain/Palin could do a fine job also.

[crappie007]

You left out president Bush, oh that's right he's a republican and has
racked up this countries highest debt in history!
Did you see the katie couric interview with palin? What a joke.
McCain picked palin because she is a woman.
I think McCain would do fine , but he doesn't have my vote.
I'm afraid he will just be a repeat of Bush and well Bush needs
to go take his seat next to Jimmy Carter as one of the worst if
not the worst presidents this country has seen. Obama isn't much better
than McCain but he will get my vote.

[VHMLLC]

dont know if you watched but "the woman just wiped biden face all over the floor. =d>

a little bit about nobama

143 Days

You couldn't get a job at McDonalds and become district manager after
143 days of experience.

You couldn't become chief of surgery after 143 days of experience of
being a surgeon.

You couldn't get a job as a teacher and be the superintendent after
143 days of experience.

You couldn't join the military and become a colonel after a 143 days
of experience.

You couldn't get a job as a reporter and become the nightly news
anchor after 143 days of experience.



BUT....




'From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State
Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential
exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate.
That's how many days the Senate was actually in session and working.
After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be
Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World .... 143 days.

We all have to start somewhere. The senate is a good start, but
after 143 days, that's all it is - a start.

AND, strangely, a large sector of the American public is okay
with this and campaigning for him. We wouldn't accept this in our own
line of work, yet some are okay with this for the President of the
United States of America ? Come on folks, we are not voting for the
next American Idol!


but thats my two cents




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[A9]

[quote="VHMLLC"]dont know if you watched but "the woman just wiped biden face all over the floor. =d&gt]

That will sure cause some debate here....

[VHMLLC]

thats the idea



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[kantill]

The other way you can look at 143 days in our government is a lot less time to be corrupted to screw over the average joe.

[Toni]

I don't know about Illinois but I don't care for anyone running! I hope to write-in Pat Paulsen. Remember him? You might have to be 50 or older. He's back and running again.

Pat for President

[Marc Martyn]

I don't know about Illinois but I don't care for anyone running! I hope to write-in Pat Paulsen. Remember him? You might have to be 50 or older. He's back and running again.

Pat for President

......Toni, I'll let you in on a little secret. Pat died 11 years ago.

[Toni]

I don't know about Illinois but I don't care for anyone running! I hope to write-in Pat Paulsen. Remember him? You might have to be 50 or older. He's back and running again.

Pat for President

......Toni, I'll let you in on a little secret. Pat died 11 years ago.

I know! He is running on the resurrection ticket. :chef: lol

[Anonymous]

A piece from the website;


OCEAN CITY, NJ…..Pat Paulsen for President Headquarters is now open at Doo Dah Central located in City Hall Annex, 901 Asbury Avenue.

The Doo Dah Board of Governors and Parade Committee have officially endorsed the deceased comedian for president. There will be a Paulsen for President Brigade in the City’s Doo Dah Parade, Sat., April 26 starting at noon.

The Doo Dah offices have been officially designated the New Jersey headquarters for the November election by Paulsen’s widow and soul mate, Noma, National campaign manager from Tujunga, California.

Noma and Paulsen’s children Terri and Monty will visit Ocean City for its Doo Dah events. They will arrive in town next Thursday (April 24).

The Doo Dah Parade has honored legendary comedians for 23 years. Officials note that Paulsen was the first famous comedian to run for president.

“His consistency has been amazing,” notes Mark Soifer, Doo Dah Parade co-founder. “He ran in 1968, 1972, 1980, 1984, 1988, and 1992 when he beat Ross Perot in the North Dakota primary. In 1996, he finished second to Bill Clinton in New Hampshire. Now he’s returned from the Great Beyond in an attempt to haunt the Oval Office.

“I’m pleased as punch to have been named New Jersey Campaign Manager by Noma Paulsen,” says Soifer. “The Doo Dah Board of Governors believes that Pat’s ghost can bring a refreshing, humorous approach to the present campaign.

Paulsen has a solid platform, said Soifer. Here are two of his ideas:

On Foreign Aid: We should ask every country in the world to send us whatever they can.

On Taxes: No taxes. Let’s just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

And so it goes. You gotta love this guy’s logic dead or alive.

The Doo Dah/Paulsen Campaign headquarters has Paulsen “United We Sit” buttons, bumper stickers and posters. Paulsen’s 2008 slogans include: “Pat Paulsen in ‘08, Dead Man Running”, “Pat Paulsen in ‘08, Thinking Inside the Box”, and “Pat Paulsen in ‘08, Never Say Die!”

Paulsen was a regular on the Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour and national TV programs until he passed away in 1997.

“What with the war, the price of gas, the economy and an endless primary, we could all use some Pat Paulsen humor, noted Soifer. “Besides, April is National Humor Month, an appropriate time to remember Pat and his many contributions to comedy.”

Paulsen’s family will hold a press conference at the Port O’ Call on Fri., April 25 at 11 a.m. to announce his posthumous platform and interview vice-presidential hopefuls.

[Anonymous]

[quote="VHMLLC"]dont know if you watched but "the woman just wiped biden face all over the floor. =d&gt]

I sometimes wonder. The "debate" was interesting. I though they both did better than expected. My "Roll My Eyes Moments" - for Palin - one too many "gosh darns" and convoluted responses. For Biden - my wife and I both looked at each other and laughed when he talked about putting gas in his car and shopping at Lowes. Give me a break, I can't see Biden shopping for a gasket thingy for his broken toilet. Or talkin to a guy "how can never fill his gas tank". Sorry, that requires a huge suspension of reality.

I also think she missed a perfect opportunity to make a simple response to Biden's lame "ten years to the pump" comment about drilling. And that is, regardless ofit being two years or five years or ten years - when it does finally come it's that much less we have to get from our enemies. The concept seems so basic. I wish she had nailed that one.

[Marc Martyn]

And that is, regardless of it being two years or five years or ten years - when it does finally come it's that much less we have to get from our enemies. The concept seems so basic.

I wasn't aware that these countries were our enemies....

Canada remained the largest exporter of total petroleum in July, exporting 2.383 million barrels per day to the United States, which is an increase from last month (2.359 thousand barrels per day). The second largest exporter of total petroleum was Saudi Arabia with 1.673 million barrels per day.-Energy Information Administration

[VHMLLC]

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dont know if you watched but "the woman just wiped biden face all over the floor. =d&gt]

I sometimes wonder. The "debate" was interesting. I though they both did better than expected. My "Roll My Eyes Moments" - for Palin - one too many "gosh darns" and convoluted responses. For Biden - my wife and I both looked at each other and laughed when he talked about putting gas in his car and shopping at Lowes. Give me a break, I can't see Biden shopping for a gasket thingy for his broken toilet. Or talkin to a guy "how can never fill his gas tank". Sorry, that requires a huge suspension of reality.

I also think she missed a perfect opportunity to make a simple response to Biden's lame "ten years to the pump" comment about drilling. And that is, regardless ofit being two years or five years or ten years - when it does finally come it's that much less we have to get from our enemies. The concept seems so basic. I wish she had nailed that one.

sorry mike missed that comment. this is a forward that was sent to me/ im still GOP cause nobama scares the poop out of me.
and marc i didnt know that info. looks like i should have taken gistopos aqdvise.


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[Mike Carey]

And that is, regardless of it being two years or five years or ten years - when it does finally come it's that much less we have to get from our enemies. The concept seems so basic.

I wasn't aware that these countries were our enemies....

Canada remained the largest exporter of total petroleum in July, exporting 2.383 million barrels per day to the United States, which is an increase from last month (2.359 thousand barrels per day). The second largest exporter of total petroleum was Saudi Arabia with 1.673 million barrels per day.-Energy Information Administration

You are kidding, right? Don't you watch South Park? Canada is our mortal enemy. (see I can be sarcastic too). :cyclopsan

[Marc Martyn]

Man, you got me!! I am now exposed8-[ No, I don't watch South Park.

[Mike Carey]

not to be a thread hyjacker, but if you like rude, crude humor South Park The Movie fts the bill. A lot of it is stupid, some is brilliant. My kids introduced me to it. :colors:

[joshswrench]

not to be a thread hyjacker, but if you like rude, crude humor South Park The Movie fts the bill. A lot of it is stupid, some is brilliant. My kids introduced me to it. :colors:

Blame canada! Everything's gone wrong since Canada came along. Yes I know this.

[iPodrodder]

And that is, regardless of it being two years or five years or ten years - when it does finally come it's that much less we have to get from our enemies. The concept seems so basic.

I wasn't aware that these countries were our enemies....

Canada remained the largest exporter of total petroleum in July, exporting 2.383 million barrels per day to the United States, which is an increase from last month (2.359 thousand barrels per day). The second largest exporter of total petroleum was Saudi Arabia with 1.673 million barrels per day.-Energy Information Administration

You are kidding, right? Don't you watch South Park? Canada is our mortal enemy. (see I can be sarcastic too). :cyclopsan

You might be sarcastic, but I'm super cereal. Saddam Hussein is the leader of Canada. South Park said so.

Canada...ON STRIKE!

[VHMLLC]

nice job mike thanks i had to nice for no reason.




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